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Duncan Keith To Have In Person Hearing with NHL. Longer Suspension Possible?
“I’m out there playing my game, I’m not trying to hurt anybody. It’s a fast game. I haven’t seen the replay, so I can’t really comment on it.” – Duncan Keith, after Wednesday’s 2-1 OT win over the...
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Brendan Shanahan/Duncan Keith Suspension Phone Call – The Possible Outcomes
The hour of judgement fast approaches, and at some point today NHL disciplinarian Brendan Shanahan will pick up his phone, call Blackhawks defenseman (and vicious elbow enthusiast) Duncan Keith and...
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Chicago fan loses mind, explodes brain on the internet
The following was posted by a Chicago Blackhawks fan today, and I feel I have to share it. This is their opinion on the Duncan Keith-Daniel Sedin situation. “With the results of Keith’s hearing coming...
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Duncan Keith vs The Shanaban: The Results (Hint: It was 5 games)
Pictured above is Duncan Keith during happier times. “That was 2010, back when I had 11 of my teeth left. I’m down to 4 now. I lost 5 of them ironically enough by elbowing myself in the face while...
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Duncan Keith Suspended 5 Games. Canucks Hold Meeting to Exact Revenge.
An abandoned warehouse sits on the outskirts of Vancouver. In the distance, the pained cries of a feral pack of wolves can be heard. Slowly, silently, like the deathful crawl of cyanide, a cadre of...
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Canucks Haiku Hat Trick: Duncan Keith Gets 5, Canucks Clinch Northwest and...
Rather than write super wordy takes on current Canucks events, I’m gonna throw the world of sports and the world of poetry into a blender and write a series of haikus about a series of hockey related...
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Canucks Win the Northwest Division. Fat Cobra Kai Kid & Airport Strippers...
As any lover of day shift strippers can attest to, being somewhere near the lower middle is not all that bad, right? I guess on that note, it’s worth mentioning that the Canucks have clinched yet...
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(Video) Religious Group Occupies Rogers Arena & Prays for Daniel Sedin’s...
Hell. The thick stench of sulfur and brimstone choke the air from the fiery pit where the lord of the Underworld sits upon a throne built of anguished souls. To his right, sits Dale, his personal...
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